Tuesday, July 13, 2010

ode to an eyebrow

If you know my husband, you know that he'll do anything to save a buck. Like eat beans and rice for all three meals, because it only costs $0.17 a serving. Or suggest taking our parents' old towels, rather than register for new ones when we got married. Or cut his own hair because it saves $50 a month (that $600 a year!). But based on last night's eyebrow incident, I think he may reconsider the hair-cutting part:

It appears as though he was going a little too quickly with the clippers. When your husband is cutting his hair and you hear "uh-oh" from the other room, you know something hilarious has happened. He thought about shaving off the other one to make it even, but I couldn't let him go that far. He already looks like Powder with his hair that short - I can't imagine what he'll look like with no eyebrows. And don't worry, a Google search revealed that eyebrow hairs are the slowest growing hairs on the human body. So this will be his new look for a while.

He says he's going to tell people he was in a knife fight. I told him that would only work if he had a cool scar. Sorry, Patch, you'll just have to stick with "I accidentally shaved off half of my eyebrow."

3 friends said...:

  1. That is absolutely hilarious. c u soon.

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  3. hahaha! You could get him an eyebrow pencil to fill it in. At least that way it wouldn't be *quite* as obvious. :P


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